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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

liftedandgiftedd:

yo dude in the back hellllaaa reached out like it was nothing to grab that shit
iwhaleyou:

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

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zodiacchic:

Check your Taurus horoscope now. Click here!

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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