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Fire Emblem: Awakening, Homestuck, Adventure Time
KNIGHT OF VOID
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Don't forget to make us proud
Don't forget to socialize
Don't forget to get A's
Don't forget to blend in
Don't forget to look good
Don't forget to be perfect
Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.