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KNIGHT OF VOID
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
May 23rd
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