I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay
Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay
There is a tv show about this
It’s called Teen Wolf
YO WAIT HOLD UP NOW, YO
LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT MY LADY YOKAI AND HOW MUCH THEY KICK -ASS-
We’re talking mermaids that call motherfuckin’ typhoons when you piss them off, we’re talking nure-onna who who EAT YOU because she’s a goddamn snake goddess and she ain’t got time for your patriarchal bullshit, we’re talkin kuchisake-onna who just likes to mess with bitches and slash their mouths open ‘cause SCREW YOU, THAT’S WHY, we’re talkin sexy spider spirits who just live to consume and destroy young/handsome men (why? because we’re stronger, that’s why), we’re talkin’ old lady demons who lure people in with her song while she’s washing beans and then she freakin’ eats their heads, we’re talkin hardcore demonic ladies lookin’ for souls to drag down to hell on their flaming wheel of death. Japan has an ENORMOUS amount of Straight-Up Badass Lady-demons. It’s the Western mythos that’s fuckin’ up right here.
reblogging your own selfie
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.